To the douche in McPhee that wears the camo flat brim while working out, idk why you wear it, you look like an idiot and you are not even big.

When my crush and I text, I always go eat at the same time. That way, it's like having dinner with them. #I'mtoosingletomingle

I love grilled meats.

Today I found out I was 5 weeks pregnant...and three days ago I had a miscarriage. I got my lab results back too late...

It really pisses me off when people bitch about the parking people. Personally, I'm glad people get tickets. I don't pay money for other people who don't pay to park where or whenever they please! Plus, they aren't "evil" people with no soul. IT'S THEIR JOB. Do you really think anyone who has a job that could sometimes deliver bad news loves that part of their job? I don't care if you 'were only there for 10, 20, 50 minutes" There are CLEAR signs that say between this set of hours, if you don't have a pass you will be fined. It doesn't say "oh unless you just had to run that one errand that took 10 minutes". Suck it up people. It's shitty to pay a ticket, but parking in designated spots that you don't have a pass for is a risk youre willing to take.

I just want a man. Make me feel like a woman. PLEASE. I feel like all the guys here have fucking vaginas.

I woke up this morning after receiving the best orgasm in my entire life. My legs didn't work, and I was so wet that it dripped down my leg. I pity you if you've never experienced this. It was incredible.

To the tall mixed girl in my math 109... I just wanted to give you a shout out because you have to be the most beautiful creature on this campus.