I think I like you, you're gorgeous and fun to be around, I try to come up with excuses so I can talk to you, but i'll be honest, i don't think you even have a clue that i'm interested

Biology is stupid, I already know what I'm made of: candy and disappointment

I don't understand all the diversity groups on campus. Call me the new Grand Imperial Dragon Wizard of the KKK. But I think its racist to actively search out minorities and drag them into your social circle all under the guise of diversity. Truth is if your a nice person I'll want to hang out with you, regardless of skin color or what you have or don't have swinging between your legs. Stop saying we are stronger campus because we are more diverse. We're a stronger campus because we are all nice to each other and genuinely want ourselves and everyone around us to be happy. Not because of some dumb diversity statistic.

I cry from laughter every time I read that confession about the rebellious umbrella. It had one job. hahaha best confession ever.

Shout out to the worms coming out of the floor by the bathroom. #OakRidgeBasement

What is this email we got from the student senate talking about? The one talking about racist stuff happening on campus. I spend a decent amount of time on campus and haven't noticed anything.

I firmly believe that the school pays the "crazy religious people" to come to campus to give us something to do between class and that they are really just actors.

SERIOUSLY WHY. if it's going to take six fucking hours to put up one post just put that in the description so I'm not sitting here waiting. Wtf?

[Admin]: Why? Maybe because I don't sit around on here all day waiting for confessions to stroll in. I would rather get on here once or twice a day and go through them. It's an economy of scale sort of thing.