So I have had a thing for you all semester. If I were to make that stupid list of what my "perfect" man would look like and be like it ends up being you. You are so amazing and I just can't help but feel stupid now because you won't be around for me to hangout with all the time, and I never had the guts to tell you.

It meant something to me and I'm trying really hard not to care but I do... If you texted me when we were sober I would have said the same thing. It kills me.

Maybe it's me but I just don't see the oppression, maybe I think differently than other straight white men but I honestly don't even think about the differences until they are pointed out...
#ELE

Doggy-style while eating an ice cream cone = best dick of my life

I took a massive shit in Phillips, probably in my top 5 of all time. It took 4 flushes to get the toilet cleaned up. But I apologize for the lingering smell, I sat in the tub for while when I got home from class that day just to get cleaned up.

I want to be all his.

Eating healthy gives me terrible messy poop

I always skip leg day