So this has happened to me too many times in college. I'll be making out with a girl, and then I go to kiss her neck and it tastes like nasty perfume. All i can taste is chemicals and smell the artificial smell. I prefer clean skin, with a all natural smell. Ladies why do you do this?

"Keep doing what you're doing" is a stupid phrase because it mostly refers to superficial qualities such as one's attire and/or body. I really wish people would say "To the person who has 'X' in common with me, we should explore this interest together."

I feel like I have been overlooked by so many people this year. I'm going to work harder than everyone this summer in the gym and when I return in the fall, people who took me for granted this year will think twice. I am filled with motivation right now just to prove people wrong and say I told you so!

The library has become my safe haven these last few weeks because my roommates and neighbors make it impossible to study and sleep at my house. Thank God for the library being open 24/7 at this time.

People are talking about diversity and white privilege and I'm just sitting here, thinking about how much better off the world would be without DBM (Derivative Bro Music).

Jamison Y. are you single?? Date me.

Walker for president? I think so, bring it on Hillary.

I still have feelings for you. I had a dream about you last night. I just want to cuddle in bed with you naked and see what happens. I just want your body pressed against me. Are you game?