Do you think it is pure coincidence that two cookies at the caf cost $4,20?

So I have a drug test at my step dad's work this week, I smoke way too much pot to pass the drug test. If I don't pass my whole family will find out and my family will look down on me because I it even though I went here and will most likely graduate with a 3.33 for business management. How do I pass this drug test? Obviously I know about fake pee but are there any other ways?

I once read a confession that they were judging based on how often some people commented on this page. I now try to comment on as many as possible. It's super easy though considering these confessions equate to over half of my news feed.

Judge away biotch.

Does anyone else think the people commenting in favor of the "We Too Are EC" campaign are a bunch of jackasses? My gosh. You ask why some of those people remain anonymous? Well, when all of you people resort to personal attacks, yeah, I can understand the wish to remain anonymous. You speak of love and acceptance, yet you spout hate and anger. Shame on you!

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET PAST RACE? When are we going to stop using race as an excuse? I am a black female and proud of it, but I am sick and tired of these types of campaigns....campaigns which only perpetuate the racial divide. I got a bad grade? I'm not going to say it was because I was black. Someone wasn't nice to me? I'm not going to say it was because I was black. Grow up people! Stop using race as a crutch and stop allowing vigilante white folk to make you into their fucking charity case. Some of these people seem to get off on it, which pisses me off.

I am not some charity case. The color of my skin doesn't mean anything. All you white people commenting on these, telling the anonymous posters that they're ignorant bigots....STOP! I am not some helpless little animal that needs you to swoop in and save the day. I don't need you protecting us black folk. I don't need fucking protection! The way I see it, I am honored enough to be getting a college education....which is more than I can say for some of my anscestors. You want something to complain about? Try being enslaved for your entire life. Try being afraid to walk out your front door every morning in fear of being lynched. Those are real race issues. THAT IS REAL OPPRESSION! Somebody called you a bad name? GET OVER IT! How many whites have been called bad names by blacks? You don't see them having a rally about it. In fact, if they did, they'd get blasted for it. What makes us blacks any different? NOTHING! Just because I'm black doesn't mean I want to be treated any differently!!!!!! Don't you get it? I want equality. Rallies like this only draw attention and perpetuate inequality! I'm not going to throw my race in other people's faces and play the "Woe is me" card. And I damn well won't let any of you white boys and girls do that for me.

Instead of skin, why don't we focus on hair color. Another physical characteristic that is BEYOND ANYONE'S CONTROL! It would be like blondes against brunettes. Or wait! Why don't we have a fucking rally for redheads? I'm sure they don't appreciate people on campus referring to them as gingers. Poor redheads.

I will not use my race as an excuse. I will not victimize myself. I will not allow the actions of a select few have power over me. And I will not partake in a stupid rally. We're in Eau Claire, WI for cripes' sake.

I am a woman who wants to work and have a family. I want there to be options available for my husband to take time off and be with his family when he wants free of criticism. I believe both men and women are capable of being great parents and productive members in the workforce. I believe in gender equality. Commence angry conservative rants. Believe what you want, but I have a right to my own beliefs as well.

I wear really loose oversized clothes so nobody knows that I'm in insane shape and I can know that they're talking to me because they like my personality

I'm a Latino male and I don't buy into this diversity crap, I'm smart enough and strong enough to go farther in life than anyone else and my ethnicity won't impede that because I'm not a crybaby. Grow up. Dear other minorities, lose the crutches and just exceed the standard. White people, I don't care what you have to say, and I'm not an example for you to use.

If I were a skinnier and more confident girl I would probably be a camgirl. They always seem like they're having tons of fun, not to mention the fact that some of the most intelligent, funny, and genuine people I've talked to online were camgirls. Who wouldn't want to enjoy a high paying job, while raising money for their own hopes and dreams? Too bad I'm too shy to actually do that...