I see you in the weight room sometimes and I wouldn't mind getting to know you... Jeremy V,whatever you're doing it's working.

I love frink and getting straigh fucked up

This thing of have chemistry with the other person is complicated. I used to hang out with a girl, I always felt like we never had this "chemistry". I could feel this every time I touched her hands, but even though I kept trying and believed that it was not essential and things could change in the future. Now, I feel shy for all the declarations and things I did to her.

I have jerked off in all the stalls in all the guys bathrooms in Schneider and Hibbard. Working my way through the library and Phillips

You know what grinds my gears??? People who drive 35 MPH on Clairmont when it is clearly marked that the speed limit is 45 MPH. Those people are just making everyone behind them really pissed off.

Shoutout to the blonde guy with dreads who always smiles at everybody. You're awesome man and you totally make me want to brighten days too.

"Ha Ha, Clit and Dicks" is my new favorite thing about being a packers fan.

Christoph H. is the hottest runner out there! Way to represent Austria! Wanna go for a cupcake later?