Sunday, 11 May 2014 10:09 PM
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Whenever I do enough reps on an ab machine, I get an orgasmic type feeling for some reason. I guess you could say that's how I masturbate.
Sunday, 11 May 2014 09:42 PM
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I've slept with 11 guys this year.
Sunday, 11 May 2014 09:40 PM
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I secretly wish that I had a boyfriend from Delta Tau Delta. All of those boys are super nice and hot!
Sunday, 11 May 2014 09:40 PM
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Because my love life is about as good as my GPA, I find myself always trying to crawl back in the arms of the girl who was once my everything. She wants nothing to do with me.
Sunday, 11 May 2014 08:17 PM
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I never thought Call of Duty was a fun game to play.
Sunday, 11 May 2014 08:05 PM
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Telling you I liked you is my biggest regret this semester. Relieving that weight off my chest was not worth ruining our friendship.
Sunday, 11 May 2014 07:27 PM
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Fifth Element was so great the other night at their concert. I would "come sail away" with you any day!
Sunday, 11 May 2014 07:01 PM
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My biggest fear is having to shit in the middle of a final with the squirts