I play 2048 while I poop.

I confess that these confessions need to step the F!@# up! I am so sick of hearing your emotional bullshit. If you want to create social awareness, this is not the page for that! I want to hear some good ole raunchy sex, and fucked up weekends!

Kristin on the girls basketball team...dang you are beautiful! I'd love to get to know you better!

I have very sexual dreams about my close guy friends.

How do you break it to a 'friend' that you don't want to sign a lease with them? Especially when you're already signed up to live with them this fall.........trouble trouble trouble (take it away T-Swift)

To the guy in the library wearing the blue shirt, and grey shoes. You had a little girl with you wearing red shirt and a black flower headband (on monday around noon!) She was calling you daddy, and I just wanted to let you know that you seem like a great dad, even if you looked young. Keep on doing what you're doing, your little girl was so well behaved and absolutely adorable!!

$100 reward for an iphone and Nintendo DS that were lost this weekend. Reward is negotiable, don't let it stop you from returning the items. They mean a lot to me and I'd really like them back.

To the guy who was riding down the hill on his bike doing a wheely the entire time yesterday 4/11 You made my day completely and took some stress away from having to study, I give you lots of props and it gave me a good laugh