I had sex with a professor this morning

I confess that I am strangely attracted to the Jazz 1 player that looks like Gollum…..!!!!

If you ever feel a pair if eyes on you at night, it's because I watch you study through your window and mentally tuck you into bed when you fall asleep

This bio 221 final might actually kill me

Collin S., I have been working up the courage to talk to you all year, but can't seem to do it, and today during our chemistry final will the last time I will see you before summer. Why do you have to be so sexyyyyy? Oh well I guess

I just think I need to be with someone who's had just as fucked up of a life as I have so we can be great and rule the world together. I need someone who can understand me.

I act stupid in class so that nobody asks me for help outside of class. Secretly, I get A's on all assignments and tests; I just have to maintain my dumb persona to avoid being used.

Can I just say that as a non-athlete here at Eau Claire, I actually LOOOOOVE the idea of a weekly highlight reel for the sports teams? I haven't seen half our sports even play, and looking back on that, I really regret not supporting my Blugolds. We could all vote on plays of the week across all sports, do contests to get attendance up at games, etc. I heard someone say that across the board, our athletics program overall is ranked like 14th or 15th in the nation for d3! That's actually insane. We should support our student-athletes.