I have dreams I'm masturbating allllll the time!

To the person below who posted about the accounting 202 final being very difficult: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm guessing you're a little freshman or sophomore. Wait until you take the upper level accounting classes! You people who thought 202 was hard won't make it through the first week of 301!

From, an accounting MAJOR

Due to the recent increase of controversial and argumentative topics on this page, I thought it would be fitting to post this.

That moment when your girlfriend won't say that she loves you back... Yeah I confess, it hurts

I like when guys hold doors for me. And open car doors. And pull my chair out. :)

I danced like a total slut at The Lookout at the glow party. Got judged pretty hardcore by my friends. FML can I just dance how I want?!?!

Things I will miss. Porn sessions with my buds, super tards, showers without curtains, no sober ratchet weekends, gru, running from cops, slendering, the pool, naked hallway runs, balls, tit, sarable, pocket action, porn shop runs, titty bars, ginger beard white man, raging in he man van, feeling up big titties, twerking on my bros, slumbers in the 314, slender Sundays, mexi stealing, og mud bone, and last but not least crack rock Mondays. Shooting for the cosmos. P.s. Go bucks!

I don't love my grandfather. He's killing himself with alcohol and cigarettes and starvation. I haven't seen him in years because he's such a toxic person, so emotionally and verbally abusive. My parents are taking us to see him on Saturday and I'm dreading it. They talk to me like I should still care about him, but I don't. I couldn't care less. Does that make me a bad person?