So apparently I pick my butt when I'm asleep...? I wake in the morning with my finger smelling like shit or there is shit on my finger. It's disgusting. Anyone know how to stop this? I'm asleep and I can't control it.

My favorite thing to do in stressful times is to turn on some dim light and relax while listening to some Mumford and Sons.

When I see guys with huge muscles, I automatically assume that they have a small penis.

Whenever I see someone with Sperry shoes I want to ask them if they even know what a regatta is much less how to sail.

After reading all these confessions, is it wrong of me to say I'm scared to transfer here this coming fall?

I cannot WAIT to graduate and live by myself. Roommate drama is seriously the most petty thing in the world.

To the boy that carried out the white couch to the give and take tent by Towers South on Tuesday, you are really cute! I was wheeling my fridge out at the same time you were bringing your couch out. You have a great smile and I wish the year wasnt ending cause I'd love to get to know youGod works the night shift! Not you! Dont spend another sleepless night trying to figure out your issues trust that the Lord will work it out! :)

The only clean socks I have are knee length argyle socks. I'm also wearing shorts. Come at me, world.