Chem 434 is the reason I'm drinking tonight.

To the girl in the red Iowa State shirt entering the library around 5 today you are pretty and have a great smile, I'd like to get to know you better, from a site hard Iowa State fan

I hate my sister simply because she can grow a better mustache than I can.

I confess that I have literally no idea what people mean when they say nice guys finish last. Anyone care to explain?

I see you put on the freshman 50. Looks like we have work to do this summer.

I love you. I know that people will think it's too soon. Too brash. It's the truth. I've never felt so safe, comfortable, or understood as I do when I'm with you. I am already thinking in terms of "we". I hope that when I finally get over my anxiety and tell you that you'll feel the same and return the sentiment. I want to give you everything.

Logan P, You were in my Chem. You Beautiful

DAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGG Matt P. Yes. Just Yes.