Sunday, 18 May 2014 03:25 PM
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I feel betrayed by Netflix. It recommended watching The Boy in the Striped Pajamas because I watched The Starving games, which is a satire version of the Hungers Games. I wanted a comedy, not the most saddest movie ever.

Sunday, 18 May 2014 03:06 PM
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I lost 10 pounds at school. freshman 15 can SMD!
Sunday, 18 May 2014 01:58 PM
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Im going full Hugh Hefner robe next May for graduation, with pipe included. Its going to be my day, I don't care what the university says.
Sunday, 18 May 2014 12:22 PM
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I am masturbating, treadmilling and writing this. I am better at multitasking over the summer.
Sunday, 18 May 2014 11:36 AM
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Here is my on stage graduation selfie. I'm an adult right?

Sunday, 18 May 2014 10:09 AM
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I fell in love with you, every part of you. Even the parts that scared the hell out of me, even the parts that I still don't understand. I really do love every part of who you are. Now I just have to figure out how to tell you.
Sunday, 18 May 2014 08:08 AM
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I don't get why people "troll". Why would you purposely be an asshole? What it the point of being mean or cruel to someone in the attempts of being "funny". I think it is absolutely stupid and ridiculous.
Sunday, 18 May 2014 05:44 AM
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Of all the things I will miss about this past semester, what I will miss the most is your goofy, crooked smile and hugging you goodnight every night. Summer won't be the same without you.