My fiancé has made me 'finish' three times in one session! Not even my ex's could make me even come close to getting off. Baby, I applaud you and your "nigpole" ;) You definitely know who this is given your penis' nickname hehe!

My roommate freaks out every day because she thinks she's parking on the wrong side of the street. It's been 3 weeks & we still neglect to tell her seasonal parking is over. #dumbass #GetOut

Allie V, I love the way you brush the hair out of your face while you watch TV at night. Maybe one night I'll get to watch TV with you and brush your hair.

I think I have commitment issues. I push away everyone I have ever cared about.

Words cannot explain how glad I am to be out of UWEC.

I feel like my GF only dates me for sex. She says that she loves me, and we do have lots in common, but whenever we're together all she ever wants and talks about is sex. If not sex then she's sitting next to me just texting her best friends and roommates for next year and making plans to meet up and go tubing or to the water-park. Is it too much to ask for her to give me some of her love and attention?

I made a mistake not to long ago... I'd always been too how great of a guy I am, but now... I don't even have a single person to talk to... I have no idea how to make things right.

Just bitched out the cat for chewing the xbox cord.... Shortly afterwards I realized my vibrator was in my hand the whole time.