Thursday, 29 May 2014 08:35 PM
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That awkward moment when you know your parents just had sex...
Thursday, 29 May 2014 08:09 PM
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I slept with justin and loved it
Thursday, 29 May 2014 06:40 PM
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I think my boss may be a kleptomaniac. He keeps stealing my scissors..
Thursday, 29 May 2014 06:22 PM
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All I want to do is eat Ice cream..... Chocolate.... And pickles
Thursday, 29 May 2014 04:44 PM
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I had a three way on top of the Governors hall building,I was tied upside down and then woke up because cool things like that only happen at Towers.
Thursday, 29 May 2014 10:43 AM
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I met a guy on campus that talks constantly about smoking weed on a regular basis, drinking almost every weekend (he's not 21), and having sex with girls. He also catcalls women a lot, normally something about their ass or their tits, and makes quite a few racist jokes every time I hung out with him.
One day, another friend of mine made a Jesus joke, and the person described above got offended because he's a Christian.
To this day, I cannot comprehend this.
Thursday, 29 May 2014 09:13 AM
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What the fuck does OP stand for
[admin] Original Poster
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=op
Thursday, 29 May 2014 06:58 AM
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Ignored so much, bitches call me Terms and Conditions.