Some days I feel like quitting college and buying a van so I can travel the US buying and selling antiques.

Me and my girlfriend are looking for another girl for a threesome.

Being away from my girlfriend for the summer is harder than I thought it would be. It sucks not being able to see her and hold her and kiss her as much as I want to... but it makes it even better when we do see each other :) She's the best, and I know that getting through the summer at semi-long-distance will only make our relationship better.

There was a really cute girl tonight (Sunday)
with her sister and family tonight in fazoli's, you were very beautiful!

Some douche just stole my backpack from El Patio. Why would you need an extra backpack and a rain jacket? Fuck you.

Why should I care if female orgasms are real. I work hard enough to bust a nut myself, its not my fault you pussy is too beat up to have any sensation.

The epitome of mixed feelings for me is when I see a hot girl in a thrift store. Never sure how to feel about that...

I didn't think this was possible, but I am even more lonely at home than I was when I lived on campus. None of my friends talk to me anymore. So far, this is the most depressing summer of all time.