My roommate is bat crap crazy! I've had it with this guy! He has a special spot he sits in, you see, in the winter, his seat is close enough to the radiator so that he's warm, yet not so close that he sweats. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening two windows across the room. It faces the television at an angle that isn't direct, so he can still talk to everybody, yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.

It sometimes makes me sad when my noise canceling headphones provide inefficient with my roommate and his girlfriend having loud coitus in the next room.

Is it just me, or do you love that mini orgasm your butthole gets after taking a HUGE dump?

If somebody at uwec was on fire and I had a large bottle of water, I would drink the water and just watch them burn.

To anyone who has volunteered for the Summer Writing Camp thing before, I was wondering if it was worth taking time off of work? It gives me the last 15 service learning hours I need, yes, but what else does it do? If I put it on a resume would it help me get an internship? Or, will it improve my chances of working in the writing center? I am not sure if I should do it.

I need more friends. I have no clue what I do to lose them they just all seem to disappear on me. I'm not straight... Maybe that's the issue? I don't know what to do anymore. I feel so lonely.

Is it possible to have a student personal trainer? My lifting buddies are slackers and I want someone to be in my face and pushing me.

I'm 21 years old and I can't ride a bike.