Saturday, 07 June 2014 05:23 PM
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I'm getting a lot of friend crushes on the girls who comment on these confessions.
Saturday, 07 June 2014 05:21 PM
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Whenever I see my boyfriend in a suit, I just want to do him right there, but when he's not suited up, I have no attraction towards him. The Tuxedo Effect is strong with me.
Saturday, 07 June 2014 05:16 PM
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When it comes to the best friends I made in college thus far, I have discovered I have a super power. My power is the ability to pretend like I give a damn about their piddly-ass problems, and that's 24/7.
Saturday, 07 June 2014 05:11 PM
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I've taken public speaking in college, but I still have stage fright when giving a speech. I'm fine with small groups, but large crowds terrify me. A crowd large enough to trample me to death is what hinders me, i.e. more than 36 adults or 70 children.
Saturday, 07 June 2014 05:03 PM
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So I was at walmart getting some stuff, and I let out this really rancid fart. It was the "silent but deadly" kind. I heard a few people not too far from me complaining about it. I may have just created "the smell of walmart."
Saturday, 07 June 2014 03:47 PM
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I'm disappointed in you, Wisconsin. If men and women were intended to be exactly the same, we would have been created that way.
Saturday, 07 June 2014 03:11 PM
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All I just want is a girl to spend this summer with watching movies and cuddling on my couch....is that too much to ask for? I work 9-5 so my evenings and weekends are free ladies
Saturday, 07 June 2014 02:29 PM
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After being here for 4 years, I still cannot put up with the terrible music at shenanigans. I don't understand why college students enjoy dancing to that crap. Shenanigans needs new DJs with a taste for hip hop.