I have to admit the extroverts on campus may be getting a ton of sex from tons of people with promiscuity futures, but as an introvert, one girl is all I need; I'm happy just being loyal to one person. She's the love of my life.

There is this dude who comments on these confessions often. He is so hot. I want to do him so bad.

UWEC girls always manage to give me a spontaneous erection. Other college girls just do not compare.

I always think about what other students are doing at the moment. They are always just getting copious amounts of copulation. And what am I doing right now? I'm just playing Mario Kart 8.

I always wonder how my boyfriend managed to stay single for so long before meeting me. My boyfriend is the sweetest guy ever once you get past the creepy candy coating.

My roommate says I'm annoying for many reasons, one of them being my bowel movement chart on the fridge. I don't get it, I have to keep track of my consistency, color, and texture to maintain my diet and nutrition standards.

It's really hard for me to find somebody to date around here because I'm vegetarian and every person I've dated is non-veg, the food they eat just disgusts me so much, like an aversion, I can't even kiss them without barfing. Because of that, I've never had a romantic kiss.

My biggest and only fear while driving my car is seeing a Toyota in my mirrors. Damn it, it's so scary.