My best friend was like, what are we going to do tonight? And I was like, same thing we do every night, try and take over the world.

Everything's going to be a breeze when the end will no doubt justify the means; I can usually fix the problem with the slightest of ease. I usually let it go to my head, when I write a report on a book I never read. With the snap of my fingers, I can make my bed. I can get all I wanted in my wildest dreams. I usually run into trouble if I go to extremes. I can get what I want by the simplest of means, but I have to be careful not to mess with the balance of things because everything is not what it seems.

I am transfering away from UWEC and the only thing I will not miss is this page which is a good idea gone wrong... i give the admin props for having the right intentions running this page... but it has become nothing but people argueing over stupid shit, blurting out their views and beliefs and lame explanations of how people like to fuck. If you're going to talk about your sex life here, at least make it embarassing or funny like its suppossed to. Ive noticed alot of lame confessions about someones sex life and that really isnt interesting or a is even confession at all... just gross for the most part. And i have seen soooo many confessions that have disgusted me... that one confession a couple days ago where someone said they were "disapointed about wisconsin allowing gay marriage" and bitched on about that. SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU DUDE! why the hell do you care. Nothing on here is funny anymore and people on here lack creativity in confessions... or even know what they are... Here's a good one... this year i had sex for the first time and vomited all over the poor dudes face... THAT is a confession... None of this bullshit... UWEC.. you have made me very happy and i love many things about you... but this page is lame! Another thing that pisses me off is all the people that feel like they have to comment on EVERY single confession, even though they never have anything good to say. Chances are someone will comment on this saying "well why dont you unlike it if you hate the page *nag nag nag*" Well guess what I am unliking it! Get your shit straight UWEC! you have a beautiful campus with beautiful people but you have no idea what a fucking confession is, GOD!

[Admin]: Just because you don't like a confession doesn't mean it is not a valid confession. This page is for all types of confessions and I am not going to filter them based on what I think is lame.

Whenever my girlfriend tells me "I love you", I always say "me too". It's just my go-to response.

My boyfriend and I just finished a wrestling match where we tried to pin and fart on each other. This is how I know it's true love.

Anybody else way excited about the new Watsky album?

I wish EC had a classier feel to it. Im not saying its horribly trashy or anything but I wish I had a few more reasons to dress up and have a good time, maybe buy some decent level liquor and hang out with some good friends.

Why do girls hurt so much? idk how to be a bad boy.