I sometimes feel like rubbing a hot girl's ass and hope a genie comes out.

Anybody who gets the least bit of pleasure from pooping will definitely enjoy butt sex. It's a known fact. I highly recommend it.

Met (what I thought was) a great girl. Cute, tall and tan and unfortunately the maturity of a 13 year old party girl which isn't bad but it is when when you try to be a party girl simply to impress other people. Why is it so hard for people to just be real?

This how my friends and I dance down at Shenanigans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=symsOO0EFSE

I'm honestly just thinking about going on dates with different women, just to practice my social skillz. Is that okay? I mean, I'm kind of not sure what type of woman I truly would love and fall for. I've never experienced a romantic relationship before and I think it's about time I do.

To the lonely guy who wants to make a friend in Eau Claire: I don't understand why you can't enjoy being by yourself for a change and why you act so clingy to other people. By the way, your extroversion is showing, please stop it.

I liked The Fault in Our Stars the first time I saw it when it was called A Walk to Remember. Nice try Hollywood.

I banged my ex's best friend in the woods during fat far last year.