Whenever I see a turtle, I feel like jumping on it repeatedly and then flinging it between the bathroom pipes under the sink.

I've only known her for about four weeks but I already know she's the one.

My friend told me since I've been getting intercourse regularly, my mind has lost it's keen edge.

To the gorgeous brunette in the black jeans that was working the photo booth in Davies last Thursday, you're making it really difficult for me to focus on my work.

And I'm perfectly okay with that.

I call Luigi from the Super Mario franchise, the Sexy Green Hatted Maniac. I love that man!

Just realized that I have been wearing my underwear inside-out all day. Comment away!

Im a twenty year old female and I find sex with women way more amazing then sex with men. Guys hold no sex appeal for me at all. Maybe its time for me to start thinking about getting out of the closet....

I was talking to a girl about food. She's supposedly a 'gastronome'. I said that all meat is the same. I'm vegetarian, it really does all look and smell the same to me; it's repulsive. She threw a pissy fit at me! She got so pissed off and I think she still resents that I said that.