To paraphrase Shakespeare, "It is better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography." I speak from experience.

I'm the nicest and friendliest person in the world. It's kind of strange. I have no friends here in this country, never had any. In India, I seem to have friends because upon first meeting people, they invite me to spend nights with them instead of a hotel. By the way, that's the same generosity and hospitality I return to anyone I consider a friend. Sleepovers are fun ways to spend time with friends.

At my job, the other employees seem to have been pissed off because I've taken the company espresso machine and kept it in my office. My office is isolated away from everybody else's. The boss came in and took away my espresso machine and gave me a black and decker coffee maker; it's less than ideal.

I spotted a celebrity on my flight back home who I think so hot! I had 4 hours with her in a confined space. She had no way off the aircraft unless an emergency happens, so she had to have eventually succumb to the acquired taste that is me. Long story short, I talked to her, got a picture with her, and then she dunked my phone in my drink.

Nothing ever works. I try being myself. I try being like other people. I try harder than everybody else and I still have no friends. This is the way my whole life has been. Nobody ever wants to be friends with me. I've tried several friendship algorithms and nothing ever works. I even tried the benzene ring approach via proximity and valence electrons. I guess I'm not meant to have friends. I'm forever alone.

I know you checked me out on Mylife. So I know you were thinking of me. Im still here yet at uwec, I will graduate next May, I haven't gone to where we use to talk about me going, its still on the table yet though. You know you can keep in touch once in a while. Im sorry I never came to visit with you, I didn't have time, things got hard for a while there, im sorry about that. I always wondered if you went back to school? Lets catch up though, for real.

There is honestly no one I feel I can confess this too but I want someone to hear it. Since I have broken up with my ex, I have learned to appreciate her more. Its been awhile now and I have had to turn down or bail on any new girl I meet because I can't even get it up anymore. No other girl I find attractive, but even the smallest anything about my ex and I have a hard enough dick to make a black man take a knee. The other day I attempted sex with a new girl and I had to distract her with eating out while I shut my eyes and thought of my ex just to get it up. I had to focus so much on my ex cuz if I even opened my eyes and saw a different girl I would lose my hard on instantly. Its so sad but I miss her dearly and wish I could have a second chance at being the man she needs this time.

I don't know what it is about girls who comment on these confessions, but I have formed so many friend crushes on them. I'm a guy, by the way.