Every and any time I whisper, I feel like I'm Harry Potter when he starts whispering to that snake. "Haaaaaahhsaath seeeaaath"

Holy Tits McGee, does it feel good to be tan again or WHAT?!

Im attracted to Asian women

I really hate it when people bitch about the price of condoms. Good Lord, five-ten dollars isn't that much for ten rounds of sex. Sure is a hell of a lot cheaper than a child or treatment for an STD. To go on one fuckin roller coaster ride is five dollars alone for chrissakes....

I miss Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

I think I have a fantastic ass. It just looks great in my yoga pants. I love rubbing my ass at the gym and staring at it in the mirror. Also, I'm a guy.

I just picked a big booger out of my nose. I think i'll go put it on my roommate's pillow...surprise :D

My roommate has had a crush on this one guy for forever, and he keeps chickening out on asking him out. I wish he would just ask him out already so they can be happy because they obviously like each other and spend lots of time togehter