I want to be a diamond smuggler so when I have to beat someone's ass I can leave with,"Now you have a friend in the diamond business bitch."

I see all these post saying how they are in a relationship and have someone else who likes them on the side. I'm over here like I had one girl like me and it was back in 3rd grade. The only reason why she liked me was because I was the little player with the snack pack everyday for lunch and I'd give her some.

Just saying...what is up with all of these confessions about cheating or wanting to cheat? It seriously makes me so sad that people are just giving in and hurting other people for one night of fun (or in some cases several nights) because they feel like their relationship is inadequate. If you're not secure enough, then you shouldn't be in a relationship in the first place. Case closed.

Ugh, Measha...I would marry you

She doesn't like condoms, but I do...what do I do..

I still look at our picture and read the cards and notes from you. I know it's dumb, but it is the only comfort I get.

I just got super baked and took a 30 minute shower and then made Chicken Kiev at 11:30 pm. #ilovecollege

My least favorite thing to do when I smoke weed is to be around people. I don't know why. I'm really social when I'm sober. Anyone else have similar feelings?