Took such a hard and painful bowel movement just now that my toilet bowl went from white to some fucked up red and brown tye dye looking mural with a lincoln log skyscraper in the middle of it. Shit could've been the next fucking Picasso in there.

I drove to Madison this past weekend to do an all male porn. I owe so much money I had to do something. I feel like I was raped and can't look at myself in the mirror. I don't think I will ever be able to tell my girlfriend. This wasn't worth the $8000 I made.

I masterbate at least once but sometimes twice a day... I'm a girl.

Like idk why I seem to run into all these guys who want relationships...I'm just tryna fuck.

I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years because I'm only 18 and I was feeling too tied down and I feel like I am too young to commit to anything yet. I just wasn't as happy and he didn't treat me that great all the time. He wanted more long term and I just didn't. I still feel horrible and guilty for this. :(

I don't trust the government and because of that im no longer voting for any political decisions that UWEC, the city of Eau Claire and the world wants us to vote on. Republicans, Democrats and independents can kiss my new non political ass. Thanks for your time.

Getting what you want from people is really actually easy once you learn how to see people from a scientific level. For example, men just want sex and girls want love and a relationship. With that in mind, just trick her into thinking you want love and a relationship to get sex. Humans are just animals too.

I may have met the girl of my dreams...beautiful, intelligent, funny and we just seem to get along....except for the whole...probably wont ever talk her into giving me a chance.....best life ever =/