I just found out that i have a pet peeve for people who seriously use the word potty and are not talking to a child. For some reason hearing a 20 year old say I have to go potty in complete seriousness bugs the hell out of me.

Seriously am going to kill the next person that thinks it's okay to order 5 minutes to close! (Fuck off.. You don't think I dont wanna go home?!)

I find myself more often than not sitting at home and drinking alone. I like to stack up my empty beer cans and pretend I'm in jail....I call it Alco-traz! I might have a problem!

I confess that the lady at the front desk of the us bank downtown drives me crazy! I purposely sleuth in to try to avoid her awkwardly fake greeting.

SCENARIO: Ex cheated on ya. Wants ya back. Won't give up. Will not give up on getting ya back. (If you haven't guessed this is my problem). He cheated on me but regrets it and is trying to get me back. What do I do in this situation?

My cousins daughter and I are both adults and have been sleeping together. We tried talking to my grandmother ( her great grandmother) about it, and she said she wants in what do we do?

I've made a few 'funny' posts on this page, but here is my true confession: while I don't measure my self worth in "likes," it's very comforting (as an incoming student) to see that my humor connects, on some level, with others who scroll through this page. While I take it with a grain of salt, It also makes me excited to be a new student on campus.

I just accidentally upgraded my goblins in clash of clans. FML