I just took a crap so big that I named it Giuseppe.

I'm going to a weekend long swingers orgy. These events really do exist and I am so glad that they do.

I love slapping guys in the face. It turns me on.

Have you ever banged a girl that was so dirty that you couldn't wait to go home and take a shower to get the shame off?

To the people who posted the recent confessions about gun controll and Scott Walker, seriously stfu bruuh, politics is the last thing i want to hear about on this page. I could post anything about religion or politics here and then id get 50 comments of people arguing making fools of themselves.

Oh what I would give for a sexy bouncing blond bimbo riding on my balls right now...

#objectifyingwomen #antifeminism #sorrynotsorry

I want someone to notice that I've lost 15 lbs.

I'm having world cup withdrawals.