Im sad about Robin Williams death, Patch Adams always brings tears to my eyes.

That bizarre feeling when you go from having no social and/or dating life whatsoever to having your calendar blow up. I don't know how this happened, but I will gladly take it. I just really hope I can find someone compatible with me because I am leaving in a year and I feel like the timeline for a meaningful relationship to develop is starting to close.

Just had sex!

Sometimes I feel like my boyfriend hates me

When I'm bored I tend to thing about hydro geology and how none of it actually makes sense. Science is based on guesses not facts.

My boyfriend is cheating on me like omg should I bust the windows out his car, or dig my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive?

When I'm feeling sexy, I boil a pot of water, let it sit for 10 min, and then dump it on myself

Sometimes when I'm at work, I take hour long breaks and go to my car to sleep... I'm only allowed two 15 min breaks throughout my entire 8 hr shift