When I'm single I'm unhappy, when I'm in a relationship I'm unhappy, but with food I'm always satisfied.

Met this chick out at Luckys, went back to her place. Did her like the good lord intended. Expected this to be a one night stand, I mean she's way too damn hot to be into me. So when I woke up I was putting on my pants when she walked in with breakfast. I thanked her and stayed for the meal. We just had the most amazing day together and we're gonna start dating. It might be a backwards love story to some, but damn is this feeling incredible.Don't even care if she dumps me tomorrow, it was worth it.

I'm addicted to Tinder.

Tried hooking up with Ben F last night on Tinder. He had a very nice lightning rod ;)

Canada, I seriously want to get with you. Hope you come back to UWEC so I can get some of that country booty.

I love me some athletic boys. Hit me up

Targets back to school jingles piss me off.

I'm a guy and I love to play tennis. Are there any girls out there that would enjoy playing tennis as a first date?