T-MINUS 9 days till my liver gets a well deserved beating.

I wish I could find a guy who wants to wait until marriage. Not necessarily for religious reasons, but because true love shouldn't be defined by sex. If someone doesn't want to or isn't ready, like me, then don't push them or try to make them. Those guys are not worth it if they don't respect me and my body. Which is probably why I'll be single for the rest of my life...

The soccer and volleyball teams look like they have some hot fresh meat this year.

I have the perfect trifecta of fuck buddies right now. I'm doing the douchebag frat guy, the drug dealer who's also a drummer in a band and the nerdy ginger. #ilovecollege

My boyfriend and I were both virgins and have been having sex fairly often for almost a year. I have orgasmed with him once. He always feels bad but I don't know how to teach him! Help me! I can make myself orgasm just fine... (And no I'm not leaving him over something as petty as this. I just hope to make it better with the man I love)

I'm sitting in Caribou listening to this High School kid talking about babysitting his friends while they were smoking weed, and he's telling this girl that he's "seen everything" and I just want to tell him, "You know nothing, Jon Snow"

honestly i think the marching band is overrated...

My dream is for all trees to be cut down so we can all start over from the fresh dirt and rebuild the earth into one big America, freedom for all