My boyfriend says that I'm really good at blowjobs...what he doesnt know is the reason for that is that I've practiced on so many guys before him that a select group of my friends often refers to me as 'Blowjob Bitch'. Guess my Catholic upbringing didnt have the intended effect...Sorry mom and dad!

I want someone to nominate me for the ice bucket challenge.

The the creepy cocksuckers making statements about fresh meat and new girls: You are an embarassment to mankind.

I think its a prerequisite that to be a student athlete at Eau Claire you also have to be hot. Its like coaches only recruit attractive athletes.

Did anyone else realize that there is a new wireless network on campus or was it just me? Because, and I checked, we haven't gotten any e-mails about it. Also, I refuse to install an app that forces me to put a lock code on my phone.

Today I got high and bought myself a professional massage. 10 out of 10 would recommend.

So there was a guy I meet about 2 maybe 3 years ago, we had a thing kind of not that we dated or planned on it, but I would talk to him about everything, and then I got a boyfriend and I stopped talking to him! One thing I regret is losing what seemed to me a great friendship because I could use a good friend right now and I wish I wouldn't have deleted your number, but you couldn't do the just friends thing and I couldn't nor will I risk my relationship with my boyfriend! I guess I'm what I'm trying to say is David R if you see or here about this please text me or snap me, I could use my friend back!!! :'(

The majority of my time is spent thinking about circles