I don't think Alan's comments on the confessions are funny at all

The way some people bash on Tinder is just rude. I know most people on Tinder are looking for random hook ups but sometimes awesome friendships and spectacular relationships start from Tinder. It actually works for some people and we shouldn't make fun of it to the point of people being nervous to tell others how they met their friend/significant other.

I wasn't prepared for the ups and downs of college when I came in as a freshman. Ive turned reclusive and have had my moments of depression now as a senior because of it. But im sticking it out and playing the game with all my professors for one more year.

I had a revelation yesterday while I was in the shower. The shower head has multiple settings. So I had the shower on the spray setting with cold water and drank some of the water and noticed that it tasted really good, as if it were hose water. I thought about it and then tried drinking the water again with the shower on the normal stream setting. It didn't taste nearly as good. Based on this, it's either when water hits your tongue in a powerful spray form it tastes way better, like it tastes exactly like hose water, or it tastes the same but my brain associates that situation with hose water and therefore makes me think it tastes better. I'm serious, try it for yourself and see what I'm talking about.

Im a girl and I fake all my orgasms with my boyfriend. It isnt his fault I just cant ever finish. Ive never been able to. The sex feels awesome but I just cant finish...any advice?

I'm throwing a party, this is not an invitation, but if you show up we will give you drinks, pong, and some dope new friends.

I'm gay for Jesus creator of all good.
A charitable carpenter, that's why hes giving me wood.
I'm gay for Jesus! Let the people rejoice!
But it's not about lust, I don't wanna nail him.
That was a poor word choice...

My confession tonight is that I know a lot of people that like this page but have never gone to college.

#TrueLifeIWorkAtMcdonalds