Who was the person who caused Fry Daddies to be on the "not allowed" list for dorm rooms? I was sincerely disheartened to see that. I have a picky digestive system, and lately I've required fried food at waking hours of the morning. Thanks a lot jackass. Now my roommate is going to go through hell every morning if my wallet doesn't.

I would love to marry a cheese farmer or cheese factory man because I am obsessed with cheese ??

The girl with the black nose ring working at the book store? Yes, please.

I listen to Hall & Oates.

I fucked my roommates exgirlfriend about 10 times to get back at him for not paying rent......

Im a man. I went black and i came back. Myth busted

While it's never been classy, I miss the days when it was actually a "UW-Eau Claire Confessions" page and not a "CVTC and Townies complain about their Baby Daddy's" page.

I play the Kim Kardashian game while I poop.