Saturday, 30 August 2014 10:58 PM
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I may or may not be so completely schwasted that I just tried hitting on a girl by telling her that her toe nails reminded me of a sponge
Saturday, 30 August 2014 10:40 PM
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I made eye contact with someone for like 5 whole seconds while walking up the hill tonight and now I think we might be getting married.
Saturday, 30 August 2014 10:31 PM
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I'm a girl & I just want a REAL hug because this whole hardly any friends thing sucks.
Saturday, 30 August 2014 10:17 PM
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I love whoever is riding the scooters around!
Saturday, 30 August 2014 09:40 PM
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I cummed on my roommates pillow.
Saturday, 30 August 2014 09:26 PM
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If you walk in the bike lane on the bridge, I automatically assume you're a freshman. Same goes for biking in the regular lane. It isn't really that difficult.
Saturday, 30 August 2014 08:40 PM
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I have unfriended at least 6 people now for liking some of the distasteful crap on this page. At least this page helps me gauge people's personalities better than sitting next to them in class did.
Saturday, 30 August 2014 08:11 PM
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My first day on campus I run into probably the cutest girl I've ever seen in my entire life and I couldn't even say one word to her. How do I even develop my game? It's a rough life for an awkward kid