To the guy in the gray and white strip shirt with the guitar in the social lounge on second floor of sutherland, youre super super hot and i enjoy seeing your face

To the guy I made out with on Chippewa St. Sunday night... You were a fantastic kisser. Too bad I was too drunk to remember your name.

My girlfriend hurts me to no end. After all the pain she has put me through I am going to wait to break up with her at a time when it will hurt her the most.

Not a confession, just a question to all the fitness junkies out there. My girlfriend is starting to lift and I have been lifting for a year. I have workouts that have done pretty well for gaining mass. My question is: Would it be bad if she did my workouts because it would make her body shaped in a sorta manly way? Or does it not matter? The female body holds fat differently (unless if some chick takes steroids or something. Is female muscle going to grow in a female manner regardless of what kind of training or no?

The older gentleman who works in the caf (Kenny?) is so sweet. It's disappointing seeing students ignoring his friendly hellos.

Here's a message to all incoming freshman: There is more than one door and staircase in Hibbard. You don't all have to flood the same one like a herd of cattle. Although it's pretty hilarious to watch 20+ people standing outside in the rain.

At nights I smell all the bike seats on campus and then swim in the river while meowing.

I'm not into the whole wannabe redneck thing, but this girl has her eyes out for a cute sweet country boy