Im so pumped for homecoming! Our house is planning on having a big party and want to get as many students to the party as possible. If you're interested in coming like this status and we'll shoot you our address for the party. Doesn't matter what year in school you are, we'll make sure it works.

I need a workout/motivational buddy. I really want to workout, but not alone. I don't want to spend money on a gym membership.

There was a really attractive blonde today (Tuesday) sitting in the cabin with a fast pitch fleece jacket on today, dang she was super cute!

To be honest, I don't care if girls have boyfriends or not. I will bang anything,including my friends girlfriends. I slept with my cousins wife 3 nights after they got married. And I was the best man....best sex of my life.
#YouMadBro?

Dear freshmen,

Higheredhookups.com

You're welcome. ;)

I have two TV's in my apartment. Both are dead so now I can't watch the Packer game on Thursday. T_T Why did this have to happen???

To the girl who I walked by today outside the library and told was cute, you really were cute!

I physically bumped into a really attractive girl in the caf today. She was blonde with a really light skin. You said you were a freshman and we had a short chat about the food we had. You were also with one of ur friends talking about huhot. You should def like this up cuz I'd like to get to know you better.