Girls, please quit with the nose rings. The studs are okay but the rings just need to go.

There's an amazing FIREY red head with tattoos, piercings and an attitude that works at milwaukee burger. Somebody please tell me if she's single!! Ima wife that up!

Dear boy with the sick flow and facial hair. You are gorgeous. Further description: you were wearing a red shirt with blue shorts today and were wearing what I thought were chacos, but I could be mistaken. You were sitting by the staircase in upper davies around 10:40 this morning(9/5) when I saw you. I see you all the time in the caf and you drive me wild. WHO ARE YOU?

All these people from Minnesota are complaining about seeing a lot of Packer stuff everywhere. Obviously you will because it's Wisconsin and you didn't have to move here! Go Pack!

Eating at Davies scared me and I never have any friends to sit with.

I feel like such a loser because I don't go to parties, mainly because I don't want to get in trouble due to participating in athletics here. I feel like I can't make friends because I'm not out partying every weekend..

Dear male walking next to me,
Please do not keep glancing at my butt and boobs.
Sincerly,
not a sex object

If the man obnoxiously snoring on the Centennial Hall bench didn't make your day, I don't know what will.