I really would just like a nice girl to take out to dinner and a beer or two.

So I have a guy friend who I've done things with. Big deal. Well he went out on a date with a girl last night and after, he came over to my room while my roommate was out at a party. We ended up making out and messing around quite a bit. #sorrynotsorry

I could go for a good crying session followed by a long hug. Maybe then I'd be alright.

Hey guys! Just got back from the other side, felt like I should let you all know a few things I learned:
1. Heaven isn't what you think, but it's very real and EVERYONE gets to go
2. Hell doesn't exist, and no one actually deserves to go there anyway so that's good
3. Everything will be okay, you are loved and you are safe
4. You don't need any religion to make you deserving of the after, spiritual ascension is your birthright

I have a rather average penis in the length department. About 5 inches. But I've got some girth. What's more important ladies. Girth, length, or a combo of both?

Damn, the marching band sousaphones really know how to work it.

What annoys me a lot is when you text a guy and then he never answers back. I don't go crazy b**** and text a guy every 5 minutes, I know not everyone can be at their phones all of the time, but I mean come on. A couple days? Or never? Always inconsistent too. Either right away, a few hours, days...
What's the point of 'instant messaging' when you never reply!

Sincerest apologies in regards to the comment about the gorgeous men in Davies, who crawled out from under a rock, if it was in fact taken as an insult! That was not the intent of our post, we meant it as a compliment that implies there are some seriously gorgeous men out there, they just aren't always out in the open, they can sometimes be a rare find, and we wanted to appreciate their presence! :)