I spent the past 3 hours looking at pornographic images instead of doing an assignment that was due by midnight.. oops

What's a girl to do? Oh yeah, I probably should have done that assignment... next time.

There are days where talking like smeagol is the only way to get through the day....#nerdproblems#myprecious

I just listen to t swift all day. Heartbroken forever.

I am not a person who drinks but my girlfriend likes to do it a lot.... She goes to parties all the time and I never go... I know she is with other guys and I think we are going to break up because she thinks I'm lame and boring and wants to be with the guys she drinks with.... I don't know if I should start drinking to keep her or just end it?

It's only been two weeks into the year and I've already broken a marriage. Is that a bad omen?

Okay who owns the black lifted duramax on water street by seventh ave?! Because my panties drop everytime I drive by it.. You literally have my dream truck and you should take me for a cruise! Sincerely a girl who loves trucks!

Anyone know of some private make out places on campus? I don't want to hallway my roommate.

A friend is throwing a huge movie party, comfy clothes blankets and cuddling. He told me to invite all the cute girls I'm meeting at college. I'm too embarrassed to say I haven't even gotten the courage to flirt with any of you beautiful women yet. I'll message ANYONE that wants to come with me.