As a Shenans bouncer we think it's hilarious to watch guys walk on the dance floor try dancing with a couple girls, getting rejected and walking off. #wheretheslutsat #freshmenarewelcome

I hate when you're dancing with a girl at Shenans and her friend comes and pulls her away and starts dancing with her it's like fuck you ratchet don't be jelly someone isn't dancing with you or that you aren't trying to make bad decisions like your friend I was dancing and making out with

As I repeatedly swipe right through every girl on tinder and a fat girl comes across and I can't stop swiping fast enough to swipe left I get offended when it's not a match

I think I might actually have feelings for my guy best friend. I don't know what to do about it.

To the nice girl working the cash register at the caf tonight (9/10): I think your name is Alex. You are gorgeous. You have a killer smile too! Keep doing what you're doing!

I read online somewhere that all women can squirt (not just some.) I want someone to make me squirt. I want to experience it at least once. I also want to experience sleeping with another woman. Any takers on either?

Im looking for someone who is studying marine biology, has low standards, loves disney movies, cries on occasion, and does the nasty on his side. Also good at math, loves eddie lacy, clash of clans, chicken nuggets and those big ol bootys. Like this up!

I don't wanna hand job.. If I wanted one, I would just stay home and do it myself.