What is with all these bald people this year? It's creepin me out, y'all look like aliens.

To the rude smokers that come to gov's in the middle of the night- please be courteous to the people living and SLEEPING!

I got realllly horny in my Math 109 class today and it was all I could do to stop myself from hopping on some random guy's dick!

If a guy ever thinks I'm cute he better not post it on here here, he better damn right walk up to me and say it. Thanks guys :)

I wonder if some people who read some of these posts know it's about them

My fiance and I broke up. She says she wants nothing to do with me anymore. What do I do with the $5000 ring? Is it weird if I keep it for the next woman I ask to marry me? Do I sell it and then buy a new one if I want to get engaged?

To the guy in Davies today (9/11) talking about the kids that beat you up and broke your wrist, I am sorry that happened to you. The fact that they later went to jail and you went to them, spat on them, then announced that they raped you (which you just said was a lie and you just said it for revenge) you are disgusting. That is completely ridiculous. Rape is not a joke. I don't care that it was revenge, isn't it bad enough that they were apparently in prison? And you take pride in the fact that after you said that you hoped that those men would then get raped by other inmates. You are truly a disgusting person.
Karma is a bitch and I hope I am nowhere near you when you get yours.

After last nights cold weather I think I need a girlfriend for some extra heat in the bed