I can't stand the fact that you tell me that I'm everything you could ever ask for in a girl and that you love me, but won't date me because you're afraid to get hurt. Honey, if you haven't realized it by now that I'm not a cheating whore like your exs', then I don't know what to tell you. I'm tired of being the person you open up to about everything because it gets old hearing about all the girls you bring home that mean nothing to you when I've been here the whole time. You're gonna miss me when I finally decide to just walk away and let you find someone else to be there for you for everything even when you're a complete asshole.

i was looking through the unt cover photos and came across the one that is a group picture with all those hot guys at a bar or something and the one with long hair named kevin payne just thought i should confess got me hot enough i closed my door for me time

i hated my roommate so much living in the dorms that me and my best friends took our ass cheeks and rub them across every inch of her bed while farting

Yo, wat wit all these bitch ass nigs tryin to fuk wit my shit. I fukin go ape shit on yo nigga asses. Man fuck dose crackas who think they better than me. You knows what I'm sayin.. Fuckin piss me off...

My boyfriend is going to be an exchange student for the fall. We're going to stay together and not see anyone else while he's gone. It'll only be 3 or 4 months, but I'm so depressed that he wants to go without me.

Misc is better than Reddit, if you don't agree then fuck you.

SMFH at your fuckers who smoke on campus. DIRTY ASSES! At least have the decency of picking up your FUCKING cigarette butt off the ground. NOT OUR FAULT YOUR DUMB ASS IS ADDICTED.

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