I fully suspect my friend's ex left her this past week because she is horrible in bed. You can't be hungry for the D, suck at sex, and expect someone to want to stick around when all you want is sex but can rarely make him cum. You should have built a real relationship with him rather than jumping into crappy sex and ruining things. In case you were wondering, I know she sucks at sex because she told me he almost never cums and she slept with one of my best guy friend's friend, and he told me his buddy said it was the worst sex he had ever had! It's sad something like that can ruin a relationship, but it just goes to show that sex doesn't necessarily strengthen a relationship, but can actually cause one to deteriorate.

If anyone found my card holder/wallet last night or today (5/7/13)on the 3rd floor of Willis, do be a gentleman / lady and turn it into the lost and found. I'd much appreciate it. It's blue and has a magnet on the back. It's got "Immigration Customs and Enforcement" written on it in white lettering. I have frozen all my accounts/cards, so if you want to be a complete asshole and try using my cards, well, fuck you. You ain't getting shit. (Pardon my colorful language, I'm having quite the awful day). But in all seriousness, please be honest and just turn it in. Thank you.

Alright so to all you smokers who left a ton of cigarettes all of the ground at the library, really? I mean, I am a smoker too but I still have the respect to not do that. Grow up please.

Fat bitches with no titties look like Teddy Grahams.

Does anyone know who the produce guy is at the Brookshire's off Teasley? He's blonde and works during the day during the week, I think. I've seen him so many times but never have the courage to flirt with him or show interest when he smiles and makes conversation with me as I shop.

My suite mate has only cleaned the bathroom once the whole year. Is it bad that I made her do the final and most thorough cleaning of it?

I broke up with my girlfriend today,

Why, because her breast are to small. And she has fucked more guys at UNT then most girls here. Sad that she sucks at sex and only likes when guys cum inside her

I'm obsessed with wearing women's high hels and I'm a man. I'm so embarrassed of myself. :(