That heart sinking moment when you say or do something so awkward that you realize tomorrow you're going to have to find some new friends. *sigh*

I am capable of charming an entire classroom and making them laugh, but in reality I am miserable and I'm starting to think I don't like people very much. Will going out more and drinking/smoking weed help me get beyond this shitty state of mind or is it more likely that I am a sociopath?

So, I'm about to turn 21 and I want to know- is the Fry Street Bar Crawl a real thing?? Do the bars really give you a free shot on your birthday?

Ladies, if your guy buddy doesn't like going down on you it's time to get a straight boyfriend.

Whose idea was it to put raisins in cookies? People who do that have my fatass thinking it's a delicious chocolate chip cookie when really, it's dried fruit in baked cookie dough. Stop messing with my mind! :(

SERIOUS CONFESSION: I've been having a repeated nightmare where I see myself in 3rd person standing on my knees infront of a pond in the middle of a dark forest. The disturbing part about this is that the pond itself is churning like a whirlpool but slower, and it's filled with blood instead of water. What's even worse is that all of the blood is coming out from my eyes as if I was crying but with having my arms at my sides as the blood pours into the pond itself, and the heads of all of my ex's (I'm a straight guy) and other people that I've had bad experiences with in the past are placed around this pond.

I have this nightmare every time I have a day with too much stress and fear. Anyone able to make sense of this?

I have had sex with exactly 34 women at UNT/Denton as of last week. I've been told I look like a hipster, so it makes me laugh when I see those bro types who are overcompensating at public house or wherever they go now.

I gotta say, radical feminists are the best lays, when the clothes come off, you can degrade them and do a the slut shaming you want. There is no critical theory in the bedroom.

I was a freshman this year and didn't interact with other people or focus on my classes. My grades really slumped this semester.I'm more than likely not returning to UNT next fall. But moving out of the dorms made me realize how much I'll miss the school. I'm not sure what to do now.