I don't remember driving home most nights because I'm so drunk.. I don't say this with pride.

I prefer giving cunnilingus over getting a blowjob but I'm not so good at it. I want to practice it but I'm not so good at getting a one night stand. I refuse to get a hooker and craigslist is actually harder than I thought. There 6 confessions all wrapped into one.

The new update on Blackboard Learn is horse shit!

liek if u cry evrytime

I'm tired of being scared. Why must fear control me?

During a quiz in accounting I gave the right answer to a question to the tard sitting next to me.

Unfortunately I put the wrong answer to that same question on my quiz.

Who's the tard now? ))):

One day I was headed to class and theres this hella fine guy with a HELLA nice ass whom I have been talking to this past semester standing in a crowd.

When I pat your ass with my hand I claimed it was an accident....

I lied.

So.. I drive to school on Tuesdays and Thursdays and I can't help but loath ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS THAT JUST WALK OUT INFRONT OF CARS LIKE YOU OWN THE DAMN PLACE. LIKE FUCK.... DUDE!!! AUGH-- The next jackass that walks out infront of my damn car is getting hit. I swear on YOUR life asshole! YA FUCKIN CHODE. I HATE YOU.

I HATE YOU ALL.

~~Batman Honda.