#5996 I'm a stripper part time. I make a ton of money. And I'm about to get a brand new BMW. I don't have any student loans. And I'll be graduating Magna Cum Laude in May. I'm hot, smart and I have money. Hahaha.

#5976 To Beatriz Martinez,

Don't ever feel like you're second best, or like you're a silver medal. Because you're not. You're gold and you're the best. Your personality is wonderful. You're a genuinely sweet, person and I think it's great because I am lucky to have found someone like you. Youre a very very very fantastical friend. And I love you and thanks for everything you've done for me. You the real mvp <3

#5995 To Ashley M

You are the most insightful person I know. You are such a delight to me and you're an exceptional friend. I'm so glad I found someone like you. You're like a treasure because not a lot of people know if you, but they should because you're better than a lot of people. You keep it real and I'm glad that I am lucky enough to call you my friend. I love you, don't forget that. Ever. "You're a trueee-uee friend"

#5994 I hate it when people don't say "thank you" to the e-ride drivers after arriving to their destination. They are providing a service to us students to make sure we get from point A to point B in a safe manner. The least you can do is say thank you. Or, you know, you could walk if you aren't happy with the service. It's just nice to be polite guys.

#5993 Women all can already vote, have jobs, and all the same shit men can. Sure there's some stuff that only men can do like play for a pro football team, but then there's some stuff only women can do like be cheerleaders (although why any real man would want to do that is a mystery to me). We men are expected to be competitive with each other, pay for dinners and be the breadwinners and all that shit, and all women are expected to do is clean the house and be a good mother so don't give me any of that privelage bullshit. If anything women are the overly privelaged ones but you don't see us guys complaining about having all that stress on us and those who do are just whiny bitches that don't deserve their man card. Shut the fuck up with all this feminst privelage and patriarchy bullshit. Those so called women's issues have not existed for over 100 years and men's issues don't exist either it's called being a gay little bitch and all it takes to fix that is a few beatings to toughen you up. Can we all just man the fuck back up already?

#5989 I snitched on my neighbors grow operation. Should have been less obvious with what you're doing you idiots.

#5984 I don't really see a problem with paying mind games with someone if you're dating then. I think it's just a part of the dating process and is just a way of testing their mental fortitude.

#5988 Christ people stop posting about how you think so and so is the most attractive person ever. I really hope that next time you see that person they are holding hands with the person you hate most in life. I hope you have the image of them getting fucking by that person burned into your skull. You are all pathetic and have no game which is why you are posting on a message board while someone else is actually doing something about it.