Wednesday, 15 May 2013 06:49 PM
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I am a male wondering if there are any male acapella groups here on campus?
Wednesday, 15 May 2013 06:43 PM
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NEW FLASH DUDES: If you're not down for period sex, you need to man up and get with the times. I mean, come on. A little bit of blood on your D isn't going to kill you. Shower sex? Use a towel? Make the chick clean it off you if you're really that scared! It's a fact that because of hormone levels girls feel friskier during their time of the month...so what you're saying is you'd rather jerk it for a WEEK than bang your girls brains out and wipe off the evidence? Seriously...get with it, or your girlfriend will...WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
Wednesday, 15 May 2013 02:22 PM
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There's a giant mutant zit on my nutsack! It's so big it's like having three cosmic balls. I thought it would subside, but it's not going to any time soon. Should I self operate? Should I post pics?
Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:32 PM
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To the girl running on campus in a TCU shirt that I passed a Zouk flyer to: You are a heavenly creature.
5/15/13
Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:34 AM
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Here's my confession. It's more of an apology. I'm on the longboarders you see riding around with a helmet on. I am sorry for all the people who have a board and just push around on campus getting in your way hitting you with there boar and just being a nuisance in general. I don't do that, I get on my board and do real shit, I downhill, freeride, freestyle on my board and I'm just sorry that there are so many push culture queers out there.
Sincerely the guy who cares about others.
Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:26 AM
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I fucked my barista.
Wednesday, 15 May 2013 10:09 AM
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I have now gone over three months without cutting myself, something I've struggled with for years. Things are looking up.
Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:19 AM
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The greatest thing about being an art major who is often the best in the class is how there's always at least a few girls who ask for my number after seeing how good I am. Apparently they think displaying high levels of skill with a brush directly translates to the same level of skill with the D.