If you can lie, give off the perception you've attained some degree of success, drive a decent car, and can afford to buy a few drinks you can get laid. It really doesn't take much to impress women given that they are not very smart and are all after the same thing.

Gay guys are quite the thirsty bunch. I want a date not a fuck everytime I try and meet someone!

I write a lot of fake confessions spewing hatred towards blacks, gays, and Christians. I also make up tons of other shit like the post about the guy fucking his best friends gf and getting her pregnant, and the one about snitching on pot dealing friends. I make it up just to see y'all go crazy and freak out over what I write and I've successfully trolled all you idiots. You people are so gullible it's stupid!

I think that Prof. Barnett looks like Peter Griffin and sounds like a little like Brian Griffin. Has anyone else noticed this?

I never understood why people take notes over every single powerpoint slide in class when the powerpoints are available on blackboard.

I work with a gay guy. And i despise him. Not because he's gay, but because of his stupid flamboyant attitude. There's a difference between being gay and being a faggot. He's a faggot.

Denton square donuts. More like denton square disappointment . They're not real donuts !

Nothing pisses me off more than when water splashes my ass while I'm taking a shit!