If Kevin Bacon does not occasionally refer to his children as Bacon bits, he can go fuck himself.

I want to practice eating a girl out, but I don't know how to ask a girl.

Now that summer has started, I'm so unproductive. All I've done today is watch a video of a dog watching an Adele video...

Why do people still believe in christianity? How much more scientific and historical evidence do you need until you realize all the holes in the Bible? I'm not hating on Christians, I just don't understand how anyone who is educated and studied their religion alongside with history and science can still believe in god at least in the way christianity presents it.

I don't think it's possible for humanity to progress unless we cast all religions aside and start believing and relying on each other.

Us nice guys? We don't get the girls. I've been rejected so many times it's not even funny. Am I ugly? Should it matter? I try to be kind and caring but noooope! Not anymore. Time to play the douchebag game! It works with everyone else! Why not me? Haha >:D

I need a dance-work-out partner and someone to run with. I'm a beginner, but I'm also committed. Who can work around a 40 hour schedule? Or weekends? Any personal trainers out there? Or just someone who loves to work out and can help me? Comment and ill inbox you :)

Heightism is a real problem :(